FACT: Santa's elves aren’t actually elves, they’re just queers. It’s sort of like jury service, every year around August he’ll pick 400 random names from the list of LGBTQ people in the world and send them letters asking if they can work for him that year.
“You’ll be sick or feeling troubled or deeply in love or quietly uncertain or even content for the first time in your life. It won’t matter. Out of the blue, beyond any cause you can trace, you’ll suddenly realize things are not how you perceived them to be at all. For some reason, you will no longer be the person you believed you once were. You’ll detect slow and subtle shifts going on all around you, more importantly shifts in you. Worse, you’ll realize it’s always been shifting, like a shimmer of sorts, a vast shimmer, only dark like a room. But you won’t understand why or how.”—Mark Z. Danielewski, House of Leaves (via cryptogirl)
YET ANOTHER FANFIC. I have no idea where my friend found it, since he sent it to me in a Word document, so I’ll just post the fanfic itself. > 3>;;
Silent Hill: Shattered Drams
CHAOPER 1: THE BEGUNING
Steve Sunderland wad Jams Sunderlands brotger who gotted a leter from his wife Amy Sunderland.
“Steve I lov you come see me at Silenr Hilk. Why did you kil; me steve?” His wife has dead but sent Steve a letter! “Tihs cannit br! My wife isd ead! She died of disear!” Steve crued out.
Steve Droved up to Silent Hill and everything was fdine ontil a little gir,l came sTeve almost hit her.
“Watch ere your going!!” Steve yelled at little girl as he sweved off the road qand crshed into tree.
CHAPTER 2: Curse od doom
Steve crashed into tree and got a hurt leg. Steve ranned into burger store. “Hello Steve” said Cubil Benet “Hey have yoi seen my wif? Her nae is Amy.” asked Steve “No I havnet but Ill help you” said Sybl. “Here steve this is your fun and some anno” said cybjl as she gaved Steve some wea[pn. Steve felt ready to fight monsters and ran outside to find amy. “No steve!” cryd Cilb
CHAPTER 3: MIT JAMS
Strve runned out of butger store loaded with gun and ammo ready to fight anything. “Big bro!” said Kames Steve was very joy. Steve runned up and said hi to James Sunderland who was Steve Sunderland’s brither. They both raned to the school since he thinks his wife is in there. Steve run out and found demon babby! “Diwe fowl peast! Steve said as he shit two bullets at babby “Its not deaf yet” said James as he licked the baby with his foot and the babby was dead.
CHAPTER 4: THE SCHOOL
They went to the school but amy was not there and they think that amy was at the church
CHAPTER 5: THE CHIRCH
James and Steve go to the church to see if amy is there but she is not there and just as they are about to give up the place goes into mightmare worlf. “OH SHIT” said steve because he did not know about silent hill being evil. They go to a room but it was locked so they went to an unlocked room and foudn a silber key and unlockaed the door. “What was that!” yelled james and steve because they were scared and herd a screm downt he hall and they went to go find it…
…………………… IT WAS PIRAMED HAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 6: BATTLE WITH PRADMED HEAD
jAmes and Steve fight by shoitng bulkets and they kepped shitting his head and did no damage. “Its not working.” sad steve who was fring gun and was almost out of bullets then a siren came and peermad head walked away and james and steve were safe and went down the whole nin the floor
CHAATPER 7: ANGELA
Steve and James go out into the hotel which was brok down and nobdy was in it but monsters were. James saw a mannecin and it scared steve because steve had not seen a mannekin befure soo James shot it with a shitgun he foudn in the bacement and the mennekin was dead. James and Steve went into room 419 wich had angela ini t and she was on the ground and missed her momma “Hi my name is Angela” siad angela “my name is steve and htis is my bro james have you seen my wife amy” said steve “yes I have she is at the park near rthe lake” said angela” “okay thanks” they were about to leave but all of a sudden…. THE ABSTRACT DADY WAS THEY’RE!!!!!!!!
Chapter 8: ABSTRACTR DADDY BABTTLE James and Dteve wereshocked and scared beause the daddy was scart and was angelas faghter who raped her when she was little and it wa very sad but they got revenge by shooting daddy with shitgun. Seve didnt have the shatgun though but he did have piremad hdea sword whch was aclled the great nife and super powerful and it beat the monster in two hits with the hellp of james shooting ti wth shotgun. Angela was anger and beat up her father with a tv.
(good - ending)CHAPER 9: SHATTERD DEAMS Angela stayed laying down on the ground when james and steve went upstairs in a hotel and went into a room and saw angela again!! “STEVE HELP” cried angela whole she was hanbing upside down “LEAVE HER THE HELL ALONE” crued steve “YEAH LEAFE HER THE HELL ALONE” crued Janes while she was hang upsid down and too poremad heds were next to her and stabbed her. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” yelled steve and james at the top of lung at the same time because they were sad because angela died in front of them. “She died becuase I wsa weak and I dont ned her anymore bcause Im not weak and now its my turn to fight the monstres” sayd steve Steve toko hsi rifle and shit the enemy with the rilfe fore times and the pramde head trued to stabb him but missed because steve was too quick. Jams was shooting with shutgun and piramed hed wsa dead but there was won more piramed had they had ti kill. Steve tried to kill it but it grabed James!!!! “OH NO BRO!!!!!!” shoited steve because his brother was going to die so he tried to shoot it with his gun. “No!” Steve Sunderland scrimed at his brother, James Sunderland. Btu was too latr! The Piramed hads were anger! “JAMES” saed steve but it was to late and james was dead by pramde hed. Steve kilt preamde head and went itno the next room and Amy was their!!! “AMY ARE YOU OKAY” said steve who was worried about amy “STEVE WHY DID YOU KILL ME WHY” shouted amy then she turned into a monster and then steve was confuse because he did not kill amy because amy died of disaese. Steve shot amy as a monster then amy scramed in paun and got shot moar as steve shot more bullets at amy then amy was dead. “I did not kill you” said Steve who was sad for amy but didnt want to dead. “Yes you did you killed me by putting a pillow over me so I couldnt breethe.” said amy but then she died.
Vincent: “You’re the worst person in this room. You come here and enjoy spilling their blood and listening to them cry out. You feel excited when you step on them, snuffing out their lives.” Heather: “Are you talking about the monsters?” Vincent: “Monsters?…